Q. I’m slopply and I found a picture of myself scantily clad and want it removed.
A. Well, just cause its in the closet doesn’t mean it has to come out of the house. We get it, you have self esteem issues, and we’ll remove the post.

Q. I’m a cracked out bum, but I stole an iPhone yesterday and found your site. Will you pay me for my pictures on the site?
A. No, get a job.

Q. I forgot how obnoxiously drunk I was when I did that, I’m going to lose my job if you don’t remove that video post.
A. Too bad, see if YouTube cares.

Q. No one knows about my drug problems, my family will be devastated if they see this.
A. Cool, perhaps you’ll be on the next season of intervention.